Definitions by Darrel Charleston

Four Loko 400 

Similar to the Beer Mile, the Four Loko 400 is a drinking/running event. To participate in the Four Loko 400, One must chug an entire can of Four Loko at the starting line and then run a 400 meter dash (1 lap around a standard outdoor track). Where as the beer mile requires at least some endurance and training (in both drinking and running), the Four Loko 400 requires a willingness to not feel your legs and to ignore your sense of reason.

Prefontaine would have owned the Four Loko 400 if he hadn't DUI'ed himself to death.

Four Loko 400 by Darrel Charleston November 21, 2010