Farting forcefully with tremendous gusto and lashings of self confidence only to follow through with an unexpected aqueous emission.
by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003

When one is in a "touching cloth" situation,there is no alternative but to "park one's lunch" ie: go for a shit.
"I'm off to the bogs to park my lunch!"
by Darran Pritchard October 20, 2003

by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003
