Definitions by Darran Pritchard

parking your lunch 

When one is in a "touching cloth" situation,there is no alternative but to "park one's lunch" ie: go for a shit.

"I'm off to the bogs to park my lunch!"

parking your lunch by Darran Pritchard October 20, 2003

Touching Cloth 

When one binds ones "cheese" in fabric,thus leaving the woven imprint upon the "ripe old cheshire"!

"i'm touching cloth, you'd better cut yourself a slice off this...go on...there's plenty."

Touching Cloth by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003

drew mud 

Farting forcefully with tremendous gusto and lashings of self confidence only to follow through with an unexpected aqueous emission.

"Have you got a spare pair of shorts I could borrow...only I think I drew mud with that one"

drew mud by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003