Darko M.'s definitions

Blonde

Hair color that ugly girls dye their hair to, in order to become more slutty (thus more attractive).

- Nobody wants to go out with me!
- Then dye your hair to blonde!

by Darko M. December 9, 2008

Mau Mau

A card game popular in Germany and in other places where there are Germans. Also Mau King, and many other names

- Hey Man, let's play Crazy 8's!
- You mean Mau Mau?
- No, the game similar to Uno!
- Ah, you mean Mau King, I mean Mao,... I mean Makao, oh fuck let's just play Uno!

by Darko M. October 30, 2018