Definitions by Darko M.

Mau Mau

A card game popular in Germany and in other places where there are Germans. Also Mau King, and many other names

- Hey Man, let's play Crazy 8's!
- You mean Mau Mau?
- No, the game similar to Uno!
- Ah, you mean Mau King, I mean Mao,... I mean Makao, oh fuck let's just play Uno!

Mau Mau by Darko M. October 30, 2018

Blonde 

Hair color that ugly girls dye their hair to, in order to become more slutty (thus more attractive).

- Nobody wants to go out with me!
- Then dye your hair to blonde!

Blonde by Darko M. December 9, 2008