phroning

The act of using a telephone and the restroom simultaneously. Essentially "phoning" from "The Throne".

Weasel: I was going to call Sandy, but I wonder if she would be phroning me...
Beatle: Guess you'll have to Skype...

by Dark Horse Rider October 10, 2013

Schwinning

The act of riding a vintage Schwinn bicycle.

Question: Hey Kevin, where are you going?

Answer: Schwinning!

by Dark Horse Rider January 06, 2009

Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts Dr. Skipper, one part Blueberry Stoli.

Q: Ugh, that tastes aweful! What was that?

A: Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise!

by Dark Horse Rider May 17, 2009