segays

What idiots call the house of Segars which is honestly the best house. It is normally followed with a response such as Tillys has small willies.

Random kid: What house you in.
Me: Segars
Random Kid: Ha Segays!

by Dark Chocolat October 31, 2020

The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.

Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake

by Dark Chocolat April 22, 2021

The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat her ass and its dirty.

Friend 1: I was eating her ass but it was full shit
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake

by Dark Chocolat April 21, 2021

fairz

When something is so fair we must make an an exclamation above the mere word fair.

Noah: I'm gonna rape your mum.
Me: Fairz

by Dark Chocolat October 16, 2020

Bush Fire

When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.

Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire

by Dark Chocolat November 06, 2020

Bush Fire

When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.

Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire

by Dark Chocolat November 06, 2020

Bush Fire

When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.

Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire

by Dark Chocolat November 06, 2020