Dark Chocolat's definitions

The Davies Squat

When your Spanish teacher squats sexually to write on the bottom of the whiteboard and you and your friend start laughing because your imagining him bouncing on a dick.

me: Look at Senior Davies he's squatting
friend: Oh god he's doing The Davies Squat
me: Imagine if he was naked bouncing on a dick
friend: pass the bleach

by Dark Chocolat June 21, 2021

Bush Fire

When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.

Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire

by Dark Chocolat November 6, 2020

fairz

When something is so fair we must make an an exclamation above the mere word fair.

Noah: I'm gonna rape your mum.
Me: Fairz

by Dark Chocolat October 16, 2020

Bush Fire

When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.

Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire

by Dark Chocolat November 6, 2020

The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.

Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake

by Dark Chocolat April 22, 2021

generous rounder

Someone who rounds up their dick size just for convenience. He would have a 3 inch but then round up to 4 and is basically 5 and 5 is basically 10. So he ends up with a 10 inch cock.

Kit: Josh how big is your willy
Josh: 7 inches
Everyone: Cap! He's such a generous rounder

by Dark Chocolat November 3, 2020

segays

What idiots call the house of Segars which is honestly the best house. It is normally followed with a response such as Tillys has small willies.

Random kid: What house you in.
Me: Segars
Random Kid: Ha Segays!

by Dark Chocolat October 31, 2020