Definitions by Dantione the great

Crackupuncture 

(n) crackupuncture - the act of performing anal sex or "Butt Stuff" as commonky referred to.

I heard of a new holistic approach to stress relief that they're practicing in prison. They're calling it crackupuncture.

Crackupuncture by Dantione the great May 26, 2019

Turd Degree Burn 

(N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn"

Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good"
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."

Turd Degree Burn by Dantione the great February 20, 2017

Chubcap 

(N) a slang term for a sexual contraceptive for a male.

Matt: Did you wear protection?
Dale: I forgot a chubcap and made her take Plan B.

Chubcap by Dantione the great February 18, 2017