Crackupuncture

(n) crackupuncture - the act of performing anal sex or "Butt Stuff" as commonky referred to.

I heard of a new holistic approach to stress relief that they're practicing in prison. They're calling it crackupuncture.

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Turd Degree Burn

(N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn"

Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good"
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."

by Dantione the great February 20, 2017

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(N) a slang term for a sexual contraceptive for a male.

Matt: Did you wear protection?
Dale: I forgot a chubcap and made her take Plan B.

by Dantione the great February 18, 2017

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