Definitions by Dante Valentine

tampoon

(Noun)A tampon that is very much like a harpoon after it has been recovered from a bleeding specimen, a used tampon.

Some one left a tampoon in the waist basket.

(noun) The product of one man shitting on another man's stomach adding an assortment of unspecified spices followed by a brisk session of anal sex.

That guy smells like he got a Herbert Hoover last night.