Dante Valentine's definitions

tampoon

(Noun)A tampon that is very much like a harpoon after it has been recovered from a bleeding specimen, a used tampon.

Some one left a tampoon in the waist basket.

by Dante Valentine May 3, 2006

Herbert Hoover

(noun) The product of one man shitting on another man's stomach adding an assortment of unspecified spices followed by a brisk session of anal sex.

That guy smells like he got a Herbert Hoover last night.

by Dante Valentine May 2, 2006