5 definitions by Dante S.

Cuntstipated

A dating dry-spell. Not having the pleasures of the company of a woman in a very long time.

Gary: "When was the last time you got laid?"
Jeff: Dude, I've been cuntstipated for 4 months now."

by Dante S. February 19, 2007

Rusty Slot

While taking a chick doggie style, you slide your viened and swollen blood bomber and jam it up her crapper. After furiously pounding the skank's ass, you take your poop covered hammer and stick back in her greasy box. The sticky brownish film all along her vaginal opening resembles a Rusty Slot.

"Your sister didn't deserve much more than the Rusty Slot I gave her."

by Dante S. February 20, 2007

Jarvis Harvest

A term describing the burning, itching, flaking, oozing or any other sensation you experience after barebacking a Jarvis Street whore.

"I can't stop scratching my ball sack. I caugh a mean case of Jarvis Harvest from that fucking whore."

by Dante S. February 19, 2007

Scarborough Surprise

When you're taking your bitch from behind, you jam some jerk pork up her dumper and jam it all the way home with your love hammer.

"I didn't do much last night, just a little Scarborough Surprise."

by Dante S. February 15, 2007

Pin Cushion Surprise

You pick up a chick in a bar and you are so horny that you decide to bang her in the field behind the bad. That is where the surprise comes in to play. While pounding her, you don't notice that your swinging ball sack is hitting the ground, which happens to be covered in pine needles. Ouch....doesn't even cover it.

"I was boning this bitch behind O'Tooles and ended up with a Pin Cushion Surprise. I'm still picking pine needles off my ball sack."

by Dante S. February 20, 2007