Danny Stanbridge's definitions

tanned as a badger

To create confusion by gaining tan lines similar to that of a badger

"golly gosh squire you're tanned as a badger!"

by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008

Kotch and blaze

The art of relaxing and smoking spliffs/shottys whilst ignoring the day to day aspects of life e.g. work, assignments, meeting girlfriends/boyfriend/parents or enjoying a cheeky little bistro

"I really need to do this work today man"

"Leave it until tommorow, lets just kotch and blaze"

by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008