48 definitions by Danny Delinquent
Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.
"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."
"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."
"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."
by Danny Delinquent December 14, 2003
The act of harassing, insulting, or physically hurting someone because you are secretly attracted to them, in the manner of a grade school boy pulling the pigtails of a girl he has a crush on.
Naw dude, she hella wants your cock. She was just pulling your pigtails when she said you're a thumbdick little bitch.
by Danny Delinquent August 8, 2003
"Shelly finally gave it up, dude!"
"Holy shit, how was it?"
"It was SO fucking tight. It was tight like a tiger, man."
"Holy shit, how was it?"
"It was SO fucking tight. It was tight like a tiger, man."
by Danny Delinquent January 5, 2004
A behavioral disorder, in which the patient behaves like a complete and utter belligerent arsehole because they are trying, vainly and way too hard, to be as punk as humanly possible. Common among snotty teenagers, but most outgrow it.
Kelsey used to be cool, but she developed a Johnny Rotten complex, and now she's this little bitch who tries way too hard to be oi oi punk rawk.
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures. The antithesis of a hipster.
by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004
Dude, rolling a good b-legitter takes time and skill. It's generally reserved for special occasions, like April 20th.
by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003
by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003