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Pejorative term first coined by Frank Zappa, used to describe long, boring, wanky guitar solos. Onomotopoeically derived from the three note patterns commonly played by 'virtuoso' guitar soloists.
"Fuck Satriani, all he does is go deedly deedly dee all day. If I wanted to listen to someone jerk off, I would do it myself."
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
Get the deedly deedly dee mug.A rhetorical question, rooted in Distillers message board lore, which has become a metaphysical problem of tremendous proportions.
When someone asks you what a truck is, don't pretend you know. Your concept of a truck, as a big motor vehicle with a flat bed in back, or perhaps as the piece of metal that connects the wheels of a skateboard to the deck, is only scraping the surface of this quandary. This question is on par with the meaning of life, in terms of complexity.
When someone asks you what a truck is, don't pretend you know. Your concept of a truck, as a big motor vehicle with a flat bed in back, or perhaps as the piece of metal that connects the wheels of a skateboard to the deck, is only scraping the surface of this quandary. This question is on par with the meaning of life, in terms of complexity.
"Dude, I kept seeing these huge wheeled things on I-80, on my way up here. It was alarming, I have no idea what they were."
"Don't look at me, I have no idea what you were talking about."
"Don't look at me, I have no idea what you were talking about."
by Danny Delinquent January 18, 2004
Get the What's a truck? mug.A behavioral disorder, in which the patient behaves like a complete and utter belligerent arsehole because they are trying, vainly and way too hard, to be as punk as humanly possible. Common among snotty teenagers, but most outgrow it.
Kelsey used to be cool, but she developed a Johnny Rotten complex, and now she's this little bitch who tries way too hard to be oi oi punk rawk.
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
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"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."
"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."
by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
Get the blow a load mug."She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"
by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
Get the polish the rusty sheriff's badge mug.A pretty cool town, but overpriced and crowded, with really bad traffic, terrifying hills to drive over, and parking is a royal pain in the ass. Live in the East Bay, go to San Francisco when you need to.
My ex girlfriend paid like $1000 a month for an apartment in Pacific Heights, I pay $750 for an apartment in North Oakland.
by Danny Delinquent August 14, 2003
Get the San Francisco mug.A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.
"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."
"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."
"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
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