Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dank Spangle

Impruinment

An intended improvement that makes something worse. Compound of ‘improve’ and ‘ruin’. See also ‘schlimmbesserung’.

When they paved paradise and put up a parking lot, that was an impruinment.

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A person so stupid that they may as well be a robot with a crap operating system.

Sorry I'm late, the dimbot driving the taxi went the wrong way.

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An annoying person. References the back pocket in a pair of trousers. Anything kept in it is annoying when you sit down.

Where are you? Stuck in the car park... some bumpocket has parked me in.

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