Guenifer

A really tiny sliding person, usually extremely attractive which is why they have so many boyfriends. But they're also a bit picky. They'll only date guys called "Ben" or guys like "Caden" and "Ronan". They will have massive kochoncas and a girth of at least 17 inces. They will also own a lot of furniture and Tupperware

Woah dude, that Titanic mastodon black dildo must belong to Guenifer

Dude, what's Ben's girlfriend called again? I think it's ada- no it's just Guenifer