Daniel Porter's definitions

Hulk Fist

Fisting, but with those "Hulk handsnd at your local Retailer.Fisting

Want to be "Hulk Fisted" ?

by Daniel Porter October 13, 2003

Dildo legs

An individual with clumsy legs, or actually has dildos for legs.

Run dildo legs. RUN.

by Daniel Porter June 14, 2005

McRib

Deep vaginal/anal/oral penetration

Last night, I Mcribbed Mary so hard last night, she lost her voice in the morning.

by Daniel Porter September 11, 2006

Cheddar Ballin'

An fortutous happening.

I made alot of money this week. I am just cheddar ballin' on cloud nine.

by Daniel Porter June 27, 2006

Royal Enema

An extremely pleasant blow job...

"Dude, that chick the other night must have known what she was doing. She gave me a 'Royal Enema'like no other"

by Daniel Porter March 14, 2006