jizzmonger

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.
You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.
by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 02, 2003
mugGet the jizzmongermug.

Schmainis

That chick's got a huge schmainis!
by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 02, 2003
mugGet the Schmainismug.