figment

something invented, made up, or fabricated; an invention; a fiction; something feigned or imagined

Social figments, feints, and formalism. --Mrs. Browning
It carried rather an appearance of figment and invention . . . than of truth and reality. --Woodward.

by Dani May 24, 2003

bodeg

The ramifications of failing to wipe all the shit of your ass after taking a crap. Specifically, a "sticky" situation.

Shit, I got bodeg so bad, it's gonna rip a good chunk of my ass hairs off!

by Dani April 22, 2004

weeded

some one who had too much booze, or one too many bong rips, or that person that walk out of the bathroom just got done hurlin.

dude you look so weeded

by Dani December 10, 2003