2 definitions by Dango

hamilbating

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Using miscellaneous products such as hair gel to enhance self pleasure.

I can't believe my mom walked in on me when I was hamilbating, and it was her expensive hair gel!

by Dango August 30, 2005

Maylum

Noun) Someone who is such a badass to the extent of not caring for their surroundings and present audience. They are known to swear profusely regardless of their company and do health-risking things such as smoke/Dip just to look cool. A Maylum does not necessarily have to be a Maylum. This can be used to compliment someone in the highest regards by simply calling them a Maylum.

The wardrobe of a Maylum typically consists of a vest and tie. Dress pants with a casual set of shoes. A Maylum usually surround themselves with sexy women who appears to be way out of their league, and always appear to be having the most fun out of everyone else around.

Sometimes I just wish I could be A Maylum.

Whenever I go out I party like an Maylum.

by Dango December 11, 2014