Definitions by Danger Ape

Heading for Alabama. 

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

Heading for Alabama. by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

white pants 

A stylish piece of apparel...if you enjoy or desire a man's penis repeatedly inserted in your butt.

Jeff looks great in those white pants but I don't think anyone at this party wants to give him anal tonight.

white pants by Danger Ape February 28, 2009

white pants 

When worn by a woman, indicates her willingness(even though she may not desire) to engage in anal sex

Amber knew that her period would not stop her from getting laid tonight because she was wearing white pants.

white pants by Danger Ape March 24, 2008