Dan The Man's definitions

bee unit

a group of trendy hip hop exterminators.

My basement was taken over by yellow jackets, so we text messaged bee unit to help take care of it

by Dan the Man July 30, 2004

Plastic Knife Serial Killer

Someone who wants to be a serial killer, yet attacks people with plastic knives, this failing

Person 1: Wouldn't a serial killer still be a serial killer if he attacked people with plastic knives?
Person 2: No, he'd be a comedian!

by Dan the Man December 12, 2004

beer bong

a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.

i can beer bong a beer in under 3 seconds

by dan the man December 14, 2003

Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.

'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.

by Dan the Man October 7, 2002

best effort

Not good enough. Ever. So just stop trying.

You'll never be good enough.

by Dan the Man June 9, 2004

rice

a car that you've spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for it

by Dan The Man August 4, 2003

cheek on face

when a male or female rest one side of his/her arse on ones cheek.

get your god dam cheek of my face

by Dan the Man March 26, 2003