Definitions by Dan The Man

opium 

A drug, which helps get you high. Mike likes to use it, and uses it several times per day.

Person 1: Where did my opium go?
Person 2: Mike stole it and now is smoking it!

opium by Dan the Man December 6, 2004

bee unit 

a group of trendy hip hop exterminators.

My basement was taken over by yellow jackets, so we text messaged bee unit to help take care of it

bee unit by Dan the Man July 30, 2004

best effort 

Not good enough. Ever. So just stop trying.

You'll never be good enough.

best effort by Dan the Man June 9, 2004

beast 

Beast and schlitz are the two greatest beers in the world. Hell YES! I put all that shit in my cereal and eat it. WOOOO!

Milwaukee's Best Bitch! MMMM MMMM BITCH!

beast by Dan the man May 7, 2004

bush wacker 

Mike O. Mike wacks off bushes.

That bush wacker, Mike O, is in our front yard wacking off that bush again mommy!

bush wacker by Dan the man May 7, 2004

M-Smack 

1.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M".
2.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M" and who abuses drugs (see smack, coke)

Yo man, Mike was all messed up on coke, so we called him M-Smack. Hehehe!

M-Smack by Dan The Man April 9, 2004

beer bong 

a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.

i can beer bong a beer in under 3 seconds

beer bong by dan the man December 14, 2003