Dan The Man's definitions

codger

An old man who drives at an incredibly slow speed in the middle of the road.

you codgerish ol' bastard

by Dan The Man September 30, 2003

bee unit

a group of trendy hip hop exterminators.

My basement was taken over by yellow jackets, so we text messaged bee unit to help take care of it

by Dan the Man July 30, 2004

Plastic Knife Serial Killer

Someone who wants to be a serial killer, yet attacks people with plastic knives, this failing

Person 1: Wouldn't a serial killer still be a serial killer if he attacked people with plastic knives?
Person 2: No, he'd be a comedian!

by Dan the Man December 12, 2004

beer bong

a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.

i can beer bong a beer in under 3 seconds

by dan the man December 14, 2003

rice

a car that you've spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for it

by Dan The Man August 4, 2003

best effort

Not good enough. Ever. So just stop trying.

You'll never be good enough.

by Dan the Man June 9, 2004

c.r.a.s.h

CRASH (Acronym for Community Resources Aganist Street Hoodlums)is an anti-gang unit within the Los Angeles Police Department started in the early 90s. News reports have revealed a widespread pattern of unjustified arrests, beatings, drug dealing, witness intimidation, illegal shootings, planting of evidence, frame-ups and perjury commited by the CRASH unit.

The C.R.A.S.H unit is accused of being totally corupt, but that is for you to decide.

by dan the man October 10, 2005