Definitions by Dan Pantzig

Noller's Rules 

"The preferred method of sleeping arrangements wherein two heterosexual men are forced to share a bed for a night. Both men are to strip completely nude and sleep facing apart, with their anuses touching. Throughout the night, the two men must defecate, and in turn, redefecate into each others' anuses, transferring the waste between themselves. By staying in this position throughout the entire night, they will have proven their heterosexuality, and cannot be subject of ridicule regarding their sexual preference.

"If you're not gay, then you will follow Noller's Rules"

Noller's Rules by Dan Pantzig March 13, 2009

Tar Tar Binks 

To do something so utterly retarded, the only comparison to be drawn is that of the most retarded character in cinematic history - Jar Jar Binks.

"Hey, Tar Tar Binks, way to drop your weed in the cat box!"

Tar Tar Binks by Dan Pantzig June 6, 2007

grabonkulous 

A descriptive word, much like ridonkulous, but to the nth degree.

"Death Wish 3 is fucking ridonkulous!"
"More like grabonkulous!"

grabonkulous by Dan Pantzig March 11, 2007