Definitions by Dan Orosco

boobnoculars 

Pressing your eyes against the titty nipples of a chic and adjusting them for focus.

I can see afghanistan from here through your boobnoculars.

boobnoculars by Dan Orosco April 20, 2003

coney taco 

taking a shit piss on a taco aka pussy
(also see shit piss)

Taking the woman out to dinner. She loves the coney taco

coney taco by Dan Orosco April 20, 2003