Definitions by Dan Orosco

coney taco 

taking a shit piss on a taco aka pussy
(also see shit piss)

Taking the woman out to dinner. She loves the coney taco

coney taco by Dan Orosco April 20, 2003

boobnoculars 

Pressing your eyes against the titty nipples of a chic and adjusting them for focus.

I can see afghanistan from here through your boobnoculars.

boobnoculars by Dan Orosco April 20, 2003