Definitions by Dan O.P.P.
pussy tartare
unprotected sex; hitting it raw
Just as tuna tartare is enjoyed raw, so is pussy tartare. (See also dick tartare.)
Just as tuna tartare is enjoyed raw, so is pussy tartare. (See also dick tartare.)
Dude 1: Did you take your girl out for dinner last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but I still got the pussy tartare.
Dude 2: Nah, but I still got the pussy tartare.
pussy tartare by Dan O.P.P. October 3, 2016
dick tartare
unprotected sex; getting it raw
Just as steak tartare is enjoyed raw, so is dick tartare. (See also pussy tartare.)
Just as steak tartare is enjoyed raw, so is dick tartare. (See also pussy tartare.)
Chick 1: Did your man take you out for dinner last night?
Chick 2: Nah, but I still got the dick tartare.
Chick 2: Nah, but I still got the dick tartare.
dick tartare by Dan O.P.P. October 3, 2016
appshoot
the inherently risky decision to update an app
The update could unlock cool new features, but it could also result in the total failure of your phone. Installing an update is a total appshoot.
The update could unlock cool new features, but it could also result in the total failure of your phone. Installing an update is a total appshoot.
Guy: I just updated my Facebook and now it makes my phone freeze.
Girl: I installed the same update and now I get notifications on my homescreen!
Guy: *sigh* It's always an appshoot.
Girl: I installed the same update and now I get notifications on my homescreen!
Guy: *sigh* It's always an appshoot.
appshoot by Dan O.P.P. September 8, 2013