Dan Jewell's definitions

Rectal Thermometer

The act of sticking a digit into your female partners anus, while engaging in intercourse, in order to gauge that womans boundries or limitations concerning further action, up the old dirt road.

Clint: "Yo Dan, why you got a black eye man?"
Dan: "Yo, Michel socked me in the eye-face after I gave her a Rectal Thremometer. I guess I won't find out how pink her sock is."
Clint: "Awe fo' real doh?"
Dan: "Naw, billdo."

by Dan Jewell February 24, 2005

e-farm

A virtual farm on the internet. E-Corn, E-Squash, E-Cabbage, E-Lettuce, E-Corn, and E-Tomatoes are readily produced here.

Tired of frequenting the local grocery store, Dan Scianna decided the time was right to make the big switch to E-Farms, where he could purchase E-Corn, E-Squash, E-Cabbage, E-Lettuce, E-Corn, and E-Tomatoes.

by Dan Jewell March 19, 2005