Dan Cortez's definitions

Muffler

When a girl sits on a guys face, butt on the nose, facing the toes and she accidentally farts.

To celebrate their anniversary Carl & Janie ate at their favorite Mexican restaurant, which came back to haunt Carl when she accidentally gave him The Muffler.

by Dan Cortez March 26, 2017

Charleston Crystal Ball

A magical place where one goes to see there future.

I was bored last thursday, so I went to the Charleston Crystal Ball and it showed me I was going to go dance later that evening.

by Dan Cortez March 9, 2007