DallasDeckard's definitions

Shitweed

On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.

Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"

Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"

Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"

by DallasDeckard August 22, 2008

Trapping

Trapping is the act of going to a club and convincing a woman to have sex with you. The word is a homage to men who set traps for beaver so they could sell their pelts. In the modern day usage, men are still setting "traps" for "beaver", except now the traps are the art of persuasion and the "beaver pelt" is a woman's vagina.

Pick-up Artist 1: "Okay, brother, where are we going trapping tonight?"
Pick-up Artist 2: "There is a new club down in Deep Ellum called, 'Clearview", I say we kick it there tonight and see how good the trapping is at that spot."
Pick-up Artist 1: "Sounds good to me, lets call Caleb and Chris and see if they want to go trapping with us".

by DallasDeckard October 5, 2017

Head Up

When someone is "head up" they are angry or frustrated. It is mostly a Southern saying. You can hear it being said in The Rescuers film and other movies with Southern people.

When Gramps gets head up, his nose gets plumb outta joint

by DallasDeckard March 9, 2011