Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy

Dpd

A polish delivering company, that always fucks up your package. Worse then what what bin laden shit out after eating so much kebab's.

Dpd: "Status paczki: Rozjebana."

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Szymon's best friend. He has a shit ton of sisters, everyone thinks he is gay but he denies it like the turkish deny their war crimes.

Szymon: "Nigga, give me some of these sisters."

Johnny: "You're doing me a favour man."

Your younger sister who listens to K-Pop. Your best friend (The funniest guy around) will do anything to fuck her.

Johnny: "Thats my little sister Mimi."

Szymon (best friend): "Shit nigga imma need some of that ass."

A common structure every fucking polish village has. Commonly used for defecation.

Johnny: Yo bro have you seen that new paczkomat?

Loczek: Yeah. Already took a shit in it too.

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