Władek

Johnny's dad. He is a better guy then him, but thats no suprise since he is got a dick so big he has 4 children. (Maybe 5 who knows). Only speaks polish

Władek: "ela chodz tu."

Ela: "co?"

Władek: "jajco. Ruchamy sie."

Ela: "pewnie."

(Events of the August 31st 2007.)

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Johnny

Szymon's best friend. He has a shit ton of sisters, everyone thinks he is gay but he denies it like the turkish deny their war crimes.

Szymon: "Nigga, give me some of these sisters."

Johnny: "You're doing me a favour man."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Dpd

A polish delivering company, that always fucks up your package. Worse then what what bin laden shit out after eating so much kebab's.

Dpd: "Status paczki: Rozjebana."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Stanislaw

The main priest of your village, the only person who can compare to adamus (except the pope) but he is sadly out of his golden age. Adamus' best friend.

Stanislaw: "I miss adamus..."

*adam pulls up.*

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023