The planet where the most awesome inventions come from. Also an alternate heaven for those wondering whether or not they want to come back to Earth for the 9000th time. It is like Limbo but way sweeter and without all the pain and suffering.
Sammy Sawgrass: Phew! That was a long ride!
Billy Bentnut: Where are you coming from?
Sammy Sawgrass: Febulonious.
Billy Bentnut: Daaamn homey! Isn't that like 60,000 light years away???
Sammy Sawgrass: Yep, but its not that bad, I took the Buick Rivera...
Billy Bentnut: You mean Riviera right?
Sammy Sawgrass: Yea, whatever man.
Billy Bentnut: Where are you coming from?
Sammy Sawgrass: Febulonious.
Billy Bentnut: Daaamn homey! Isn't that like 60,000 light years away???
Sammy Sawgrass: Yep, but its not that bad, I took the Buick Rivera...
Billy Bentnut: You mean Riviera right?
Sammy Sawgrass: Yea, whatever man.
by Dahn April 23, 2008
The mystical beast that lies dormant beneath the Sea Of Yeast. Can be resurrected by following the example below.
Jesse James: Dahn Turgenson was my idol until he softened up and got all bitched out by tricks, snitches and fake ass gangstas.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.
by Dahn April 14, 2008
by Dahn April 14, 2008
The act of removing automobile emblems from chosen victims car thereby defacing it and embarrassing the owner until he or she is able to replace the emblem(s).
Cop1: Do you see those kids embleming that Jaguar V12 over there?
Cop2: Yea, what about it?
Cop1: Don't you think we should do something?
Cop2: Naw the owners a douche bag.
Cop1: Oh OK... Hey pass the donuts.
Cop2: Yea, what about it?
Cop1: Don't you think we should do something?
Cop2: Naw the owners a douche bag.
Cop1: Oh OK... Hey pass the donuts.
by Dahn April 14, 2008
Mystical investigator, machinist and at times right-hand-man to Chicken McGreen. Splits his time between delivering machine parts to various businesses and assisting Chicken McGreen in his chaotic conquests. Also travels to classified locations gathering information about rival factions and oppressors.
John Champlain: Here you goooo here's your flexile elbow joint for your Smashmatic 4000!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Why are you singing?
John Champlain: No reason, but I did just resurrect Dahn Turgenson!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Oh ok, makes sense.
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Why are you singing?
John Champlain: No reason, but I did just resurrect Dahn Turgenson!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Oh ok, makes sense.
by Dahn April 14, 2008
The benevolent and ever controversial god of Chaos designed to bring about confusion during times of injustice. Channeling Chicken McGreen will bring about much pain and isolation. in the end though, it is worth while because the primary mission of Chicken McGreen is to realign the planets and bring harmony to the Omniplex.
Dude 1: Dude you see that chick in the green over there?
Dude 2: Haha did you say Chicken McGreen?
Dude 1: Uhhh right yea...heh..heh...heh
And so it began.
Dude 2: Haha did you say Chicken McGreen?
Dude 1: Uhhh right yea...heh..heh...heh
And so it began.
by Dahn April 14, 2008
The realm of simultaneous chaos and understanding. Designed by divine beings and channeled directly through Chicken McGreen during times of anguish, pleasure, confusion, isolation and excitement. The Omniplex brings peace and understanding through forgiveness and ascension.
Chicken McGreen: I was reading through The Omniplex last night and found the truth.
John Champlain: Did you eat strawberries before hand?
Chicken McGreen: Yep.
Butch Hamlin: Hey fellas can I have some?
Chicken McGreen: Where the hell did you come from?
Butch Hamlin: I was hiding in the corner all along!
John Champlain: Dude, you my friend are a fucking weirdo.
Butch Hamlin: What do you expect? I was raised by lesbians!
Chicken McGreen: I visited your family once, they're actually good people. You don't have any excuses, go fuck yourself!
John Champlain: YEA! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BASTAD! AND DON"T EXPECT ANY STRAWBERRIES!!!
John Champlain: Did you eat strawberries before hand?
Chicken McGreen: Yep.
Butch Hamlin: Hey fellas can I have some?
Chicken McGreen: Where the hell did you come from?
Butch Hamlin: I was hiding in the corner all along!
John Champlain: Dude, you my friend are a fucking weirdo.
Butch Hamlin: What do you expect? I was raised by lesbians!
Chicken McGreen: I visited your family once, they're actually good people. You don't have any excuses, go fuck yourself!
John Champlain: YEA! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BASTAD! AND DON"T EXPECT ANY STRAWBERRIES!!!
by Dahn April 14, 2008