4 definitions by Dahlia A.N.

When your girl’s pussy is suddenly either too tight or too loose to properly fuck her.
“Did you have sex with Rebecca, man?”
“Yes, but it wasn’t good. She had a vaginal malfunction.”
by Dahlia A.N. March 11, 2019
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"I used the thumb on Karen last night. It was amazing."
by Dahlia A.N. April 9, 2019
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A gangbang where a bunch of guys have an orgy with a girl on her period. This also applies when there is more than one girl, but all of the girls present must be on their period too.
“I got blood all over me after that crimson smash club last night.”
by Dahlia A.N. March 15, 2019
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