Daddylongdick813's definitions

Cuckcherry

The act of male individual enjoying deep, primal arousal observing his wife in the midst of raw intercourse with a large man while listening to the smash hit “Crazy Bitch” by the band Buckcherry.

The gentleman who just bought the last pair of True Religion jeans invited me to a Cuckcherry at his condo this evening.

by Daddylongdick813 July 20, 2024

Cheyanimal

An individual born and raised in the town of Cheyenne, WY. Their lineage can be traced back to the Green Door, a local strip club/dive bar that served as home to a legendary one-legged stripper who is thought to be the matriarch of the town’s native population. Common attributes of the Cheyanimal are: low intelligence, poor work ethic and a complete lack of driving ability, all of which have carved the great town of Cheyenne into the paradise it is known as today.

Holy shit, that Cheyanimal just took three laps through the roundabout.

by Daddylongdick813 July 7, 2021