Pettin’ the Turtle

A situation when one takes an incomplete shit, leaving a protruding “turtle head” behind. The shitter then must pet the lodged turtle head approximately 70 times with toilet paper or moist wipes, shitter’s choice of course.

Mary was pettin’ the turtle for a solid hour after the lunch special at Benihana.

by Daddylongdick813 October 30, 2019

Boston Bearclaw

The act of firmly grabbing a woman's breast while masturbating.

Jameson's mother was too tired for sex so I had to settle for a Boston Bearclaw.

by Daddylongdick813 June 16, 2016