1 definition by Daddy Cheerios
The only reason why you are here is if you are a fucking 4yr who heard your parents talking to your older bother in the other room about his child porn addiction after you went on his "homework" file with 413 images and told your parents about it. If your reading this YOU KNOW THAT WAS PRIVATE, I WAS GOING TO GIVE IT ON TO YOU ONE DAY.
little brother: Mother, Father I see we all may know why I have invited you here today
mother: no my youngest offspring I don't
little brother: elder brother has lied of his "homework" file instead he has porn of underage children
father: time to talk to brother (Grabs gun and goes into older brothers room) T ̧̙̉̀̓̈H ̢͈͔̜̭͈̟͉̐͑ͅͅE ̡̡͚̻̻͖̠̫͔̇̋̅ ̵̧̧͖͇̦̪͍̗̤̟̿̇͆̾͗̋̕͝C̴̘͚͉̿Ǫ̴̛̫͍̱̬̦̻̲͍͐̒̒͊͂͘͠U ̘͙̳̆̆͠N̶͉̰̖̘̹̩̭̺̪͂̄͋Ç̵̡͇͙̙̥̼͆̊͂̆̅Ì̵̡̮͇̜̐̃̓̀̎̍͑͝L ̧̫̬̟̙̞̱̎̚͜͜ ̴̖̬̝͎̮̯̗̔̉̆͋͘H ̨͓̩̭͔̹͈͒̇̐̿̅̋ͅA̴͙͕̞̖̼̦̒̒́͆͐S̴̰̽͆̔̈͆ͅ ̶̡̢̛͎̳̝͙͋̍̍͛͂́D̶̹̞͚͙̩̦̘̩̑̆͜͜E ̧̢̞̻̦̬̠͉̍̾̓͊̏͑͒C ̨̞͇̟̺̟̗̜͓͍̈͗̕͝Ḯ̵̧̝̱͉̤̤̞̗͆̂̑̉́̈́̿ͅD̶̰̗̱̀̎̿̍̏̕͝E̵̡̤͚̞̰̰̫͖̱̦͌D ̢̙͓̮̘̪̹̜͋̍͗͆̈̔̉͘̚ͅ ̧̬͍͚̄͊̋̏́͠͝Y ̪̀̊Ơ̵͎̜̻̺͕̫̺̩͂͌͜U̵̢̨̒̈͊͑̈͠R̵̢̧̰͌̂͜ ̶̯̮̮̭͇̟́͌͊͒̎̿̚͠͝F ̡̩̝̮̪̬͓͓͕͊̎A̶̻̺̬̿̇̑͌́̉ͅT̶̫̱͈̰̘̲̯͚̂Ë̵̡̺́͂͊̑̚̚
mother: no my youngest offspring I don't
little brother: elder brother has lied of his "homework" file instead he has porn of underage children
father: time to talk to brother (Grabs gun and goes into older brothers room) T ̧̙̉̀̓̈H ̢͈͔̜̭͈̟͉̐͑ͅͅE ̡̡͚̻̻͖̠̫͔̇̋̅ ̵̧̧͖͇̦̪͍̗̤̟̿̇͆̾͗̋̕͝C̴̘͚͉̿Ǫ̴̛̫͍̱̬̦̻̲͍͐̒̒͊͂͘͠U ̘͙̳̆̆͠N̶͉̰̖̘̹̩̭̺̪͂̄͋Ç̵̡͇͙̙̥̼͆̊͂̆̅Ì̵̡̮͇̜̐̃̓̀̎̍͑͝L ̧̫̬̟̙̞̱̎̚͜͜ ̴̖̬̝͎̮̯̗̔̉̆͋͘H ̨͓̩̭͔̹͈͒̇̐̿̅̋ͅA̴͙͕̞̖̼̦̒̒́͆͐S̴̰̽͆̔̈͆ͅ ̶̡̢̛͎̳̝͙͋̍̍͛͂́D̶̹̞͚͙̩̦̘̩̑̆͜͜E ̧̢̞̻̦̬̠͉̍̾̓͊̏͑͒C ̨̞͇̟̺̟̗̜͓͍̈͗̕͝Ḯ̵̧̝̱͉̤̤̞̗͆̂̑̉́̈́̿ͅD̶̰̗̱̀̎̿̍̏̕͝E̵̡̤͚̞̰̰̫͖̱̦͌D ̢̙͓̮̘̪̹̜͋̍͗͆̈̔̉͘̚ͅ ̧̬͍͚̄͊̋̏́͠͝Y ̪̀̊Ơ̵͎̜̻̺͕̫̺̩͂͌͜U̵̢̨̒̈͊͑̈͠R̵̢̧̰͌̂͜ ̶̯̮̮̭͇̟́͌͊͒̎̿̚͠͝F ̡̩̝̮̪̬͓͓͕͊̎A̶̻̺̬̿̇̑͌́̉ͅT̶̫̱͈̰̘̲̯͚̂Ë̵̡̺́͂͊̑̚̚
by Daddy Cheerios October 18, 2019