3 definitions by Dabbing Mongus
The art of having MAJOR skill issues in a field and yet, teaching the same subject for at least a million years.
Here are some characteristics of an average Fibonassist:
1. Can't say a word without PowerPoint Presentations
2. Super-Vague and excessively general Language
3. Ultra-Repetition of stupid words like 'whichever', 'some', 'kinda', 'specific', 'particular' and so on...
4. Trash Grammar and Disastrous pronunciations
5. Rubbish translation as a form of explanation
6. They look like the distant relatives you try to avoid at all times
"It all started when these professors collectively decided to trigger us using their highly advanced vocabulary. Man, she said 'Fee-boh-naah-see-say-rizz' and not 'Fee-boh-naa-chee-see-reez'. We started noticing weird patterns in these nuisances, and then there was no turning back".
-Team Anti-Fibo, 2023
Here are some characteristics of an average Fibonassist:
1. Can't say a word without PowerPoint Presentations
2. Super-Vague and excessively general Language
3. Ultra-Repetition of stupid words like 'whichever', 'some', 'kinda', 'specific', 'particular' and so on...
4. Trash Grammar and Disastrous pronunciations
5. Rubbish translation as a form of explanation
6. They look like the distant relatives you try to avoid at all times
"It all started when these professors collectively decided to trigger us using their highly advanced vocabulary. Man, she said 'Fee-boh-naah-see-say-rizz' and not 'Fee-boh-naa-chee-see-reez'. We started noticing weird patterns in these nuisances, and then there was no turning back".
-Team Anti-Fibo, 2023
Guy 1 : "Aw man, another Fibo lecture, ugh!"
Guy 2: "Fuck this shit, I ain't playing this game now"
Guy 3: "Ayo, what class is it now?"
Guy 1: "You guessed it :)"
Guy 3: "Fibonassism is real T_T"
(both start crying in pain)
Guy 2: "Fuck this shit, I ain't playing this game now"
Guy 3: "Ayo, what class is it now?"
Guy 1: "You guessed it :)"
Guy 3: "Fibonassism is real T_T"
(both start crying in pain)
by Dabbing Mongus June 11, 2023
short for: Fibonassist;
cool way of saying that the guy/chica speaking for last 40 mins is a big L and should give up this field.
Episode 1:
> (Fibo enters the class)
> (Fibo asks the tall guy to turn on the projector by saying: "Pleaje on the projector")
14 minutes later...
> (shows the ppt slide titled chemical bonding)
> (starts blabbering)... As far as Chemical Bonding is concerned....(looks towards slide and gets confused)
" Yes my friends, Chemical Bonding is the phenomenon of bonding between different chemicals"
Ba-dum-tshh
cool way of saying that the guy/chica speaking for last 40 mins is a big L and should give up this field.
Episode 1:
> (Fibo enters the class)
> (Fibo asks the tall guy to turn on the projector by saying: "Pleaje on the projector")
14 minutes later...
> (shows the ppt slide titled chemical bonding)
> (starts blabbering)... As far as Chemical Bonding is concerned....(looks towards slide and gets confused)
" Yes my friends, Chemical Bonding is the phenomenon of bonding between different chemicals"
Ba-dum-tshh
Curious kid: "Sir, what does data computation mean?"
Da fibo: "Data computation is computing of data (smiles pathetically)"
Anti-fibo Guy: "What a Fibo SOB!"
Da fibo: "Data computation is computing of data (smiles pathetically)"
Anti-fibo Guy: "What a Fibo SOB!"
by Dabbing Mongus June 10, 2023
Guy 1: "AYO!! But my answers were straight up trash, how tf did I get full?"
Guy 2: "Looks like our beloved Fibonassist didn't know what the question was about XD"
Guy 2: "You still think Fibonassism isn't real?"
Guy 1: "No, sire! Long live the Fibos!"
Guy 2: "Looks like our beloved Fibonassist didn't know what the question was about XD"
Guy 2: "You still think Fibonassism isn't real?"
Guy 1: "No, sire! Long live the Fibos!"
by Dabbing Mongus June 11, 2023