mercy flush

when a dump smells so bad that you must flush half-way through for your own or the person in the next cubicle's health
omg this dump stinks, i better mercy flush
by Da Scrummage King May 04, 2010
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Da Scrummage King

The name given to an increadibally powerful rugby player. This is the name given to a person only if they are amazing at rugby, built, funny and a hit with the laydies. usually a male is given this name as women are unable to have such power or be a king
I am DSK, fear me !!!

OMG its Da Scrummage King
by Da Scrummage King April 28, 2010
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LMSOO

L- laughing
M- my
S- sexual
O- organs
O- off
OMG LMSOO that was soo funny
i laughed so hard i LMSOO
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chugly

a person that is both really fat and ugly.
when you see some really fat person walking past and their state shocks you it is said they are chugly
OMG did u see that person, they where chugly
by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010
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iWank

when ones ipod/iphone is filled with porn, to an extent that over 6/8 of the memory is being used for porn
ong thats not an ipod, thats an iwank!!!
by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010
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a-meg

to do a meg is to do something incredibly blond.
obama is the first black candidate for priminister of america'
turn left at the end of the road' (then turns right)omg, what a-meg
by Da Scrummage King April 30, 2010
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The Shit

it is the shit most men have in their lives that is so big that it hurts enough to stop you being gay, due to the fact that it hurt having a shit like that so it would hurt more to have a penis up your bum.
you know when you hav had The Shit when you have to hold onto objects in the bathroom for support
omg dude, i just had The Shit!!!!

well i knw i won't be gay, i've had The Shit
by Da Scrummage King May 04, 2010
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