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Definitions by Da Scrummage King

cabbaged 

the act of turning ones school bag inside out, putting the contents back in and zipping up the bag, usually performed in schools
dude! i've been cabbaged

The Shit 

it is the shit most men have in their lives that is so big that it hurts enough to stop you being gay, due to the fact that it hurt having a shit like that so it would hurt more to have a penis up your bum.
you know when you hav had The Shit when you have to hold onto objects in the bathroom for support
omg dude, i just had The Shit!!!!

well i knw i won't be gay, i've had The Shit

mercy flush

when a dump smells so bad that you must flush half-way through for your own or the person in the next cubicle's health
omg this dump stinks, i better mercy flush
a white man that acts and thinks he is black, when in actual fact he has a tiny penis and really should be locked up, so he hangs with black people to try and fit in because he has been rejected from his own kind
wigger by Da Scrummage King May 4, 2010
to do a meg is to do something incredibly blond.
obama is the first black candidate for priminister of america'
turn left at the end of the road' (then turns right)omg, what a-meg
a-meg by Da Scrummage King April 30, 2010

the game 

you cannot win the game, you can only not lose.
to play the game you must not think of the game, but if you do you have lost the game.
once you lose the game you must tell someone and then that means they too hav lost the game

you start playing again after 30 mins once you tell someone that you lost the game
the game by Da Scrummage King April 30, 2010
L- laughing
M- my
S- sexual
O- organs
O- off
OMG LMSOO that was soo funny
i laughed so hard i LMSOO
LMSOO by Da Scrummage King April 28, 2010