Definitions by Da One, Da One, Da Only One

The David 

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.

Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.

The David by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018

Apple 

A brand of smartphone that just like the fruit is incompatible with headphones and regular chargers.

3,4,5,6,7,8,10........wait, what? Is this on apple?

Apple by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018

Music Theory 

Something you learn so you can teach it to people who want to teach music theory to other people so they can teach it to more students and perpetuate the cycle.

Music Theory Teacher (On death bed): ....what have I done with my life? I feel empty inside....
Son: Music Theory
Music Theory Teacher: oh, tell the students to stop, oh my mistakes!

Music Theory by Da One, Da One, Da Only One March 17, 2018