Definitions by Da Dude

subaru 

The bastard step-child of the Japanese auto industry. Kinda like the japanese version of American Motors.

subaru by Da Dude October 17, 2003

BMW 

Great German car, until you try to sell one with high mileage. Then you are stuck with the damn thing because it is a 2000 with 94000 miles and even though your price is $7000 below blue book nobody will buy it. Fuck!

BMW by Da Dude October 17, 2003

Judas Priest

The greatest heavy metal band of all time, even if their longtime lead singer Rob Halford is queer. He can still belt out a tune better than anyone!

Judas Priest by Da Dude October 17, 2003

N*sync 

An untalented manufactured singing group that can't play instruments. They are all homos, but since they appeal to 9 year old mini-sluts with no pubic hair, they got rich. See the Backstreet Boys.

N*sync by Da Dude October 17, 2003

ted nugent

A talented, patriotic, and quite funny rock guitarist. Should run for President of the US.

ted nugent by Da Dude October 17, 2003

michael bolton 

An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.

michael bolton by Da Dude October 17, 2003

janet jackson 

The only good thing to come from the Jackson family...so far.

janet jackson by Da Dude October 17, 2003