jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

by DNAGuy June 12, 2024

audacity of dis B

Where TF the person thinks they get off....

My coworker went silent all day knowing I can not be trusted to manage my own mouth with peeps, the audacity of dis B!

by DNAGuy February 01, 2024

Shotted

To take a screen shot, in paste tense.

I had screen shotted the information on my desktop and emailed it to her.

by DNAGuy August 17, 2020

Denny's parking lot fight

Meaning a un-classy style of fighting, usually by people that are loud, boisterous and without much dignity.

I didn't like the way she looked at my man, so I told her let's go, I am going to Denny's parking lot fight ya!

by DNAGuy August 21, 2020

firealarm beep

The beeping of a fire alarm with a low battery, constantly and without end because the person won't change the battery.

She was as annoying as a firealarm beep!

by DNAGuy November 24, 2020

Biscuit Top

Cutting the corners while making a dessert by just using cans of pre made biscuits as the dessert topper instead of making it from scratch.

She cut corners on her desserts, she used a biscuit top to top her desserts.

by DNAGuy January 24, 2022