DL & CP for UD's definitions

Oral Hygenist

One who probes all gaps and corners of the inside of a sex partner's mouth with his tool.

"Dude, do you remember that girl I picked up the other night? I went all oral hygenist on her."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

load-bearing

A female's ability to receive a man's load; usually in reference to her face.

Ex. "Did you see the face on her?" "Yeah, she had load-bearing features."

by DL & CP for UD July 21, 2014

shitticulate

Small, particles of fecal matter (generally below .032 microns) which are aerated or aerosolized in flatulent.

The particles which give farts their smell.

The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.

"You want to know a fact? Every time I fart you are smelling my shitticulate. That's my poop dude!"

"Dude, gross!"

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Shirt Tailed

When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional

Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.

I need to go home, I just shirt tailed myself in the men's room.

by DL & CP for UD November 26, 2014

Feed and Fuck

Refers to a girl who can be coaxed into sex, quite contently, by feeding her first; usually with lower end food, such as fast food or leftovers.

Two guys walking through the mall.....

"Hey, there's a feed and fuck."
"Yup, I'll bet her friend is too."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014