det-property

An abbreviation for Detachment Property.

This is in reference to Marine Corps Detachments stationed at Embassies overseas, which maintain Detachment Property Logs of any and all property belonging to the detachment.

The alternate usage of Det-Property refers to any female (in rare cases, male) who has had "relations" with three (3) or more of the Marines assigned to a specific embassy detachment; this is regardless of rotation and carries over to new Marines assigned to the detachment.

Once a person has achieved Det-Property status, it is non-revokable and in perpetuity.
"Welcome to the detachment Marine."

"Thank you. Who's that hottie over there?"

"That's so and so, she's det-property." "She's already banged three Marines here."

"Holy shit!"
by DL & CP for UD July 23, 2014
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shitticulate

Small, particles of fecal matter (generally below .032 microns) which are aerated or aerosolized in flatulent.

The particles which give farts their smell.

The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.
"You want to know a fact? Every time I fart you are smelling my shitticulate. That's my poop dude!"

"Dude, gross!"
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Shirt Tailed

When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional

Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.
I need to go home, I just shirt tailed myself in the men's room.
by DL & CP for UD November 27, 2014
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Gay-Shock

An adverse violent reaction to an unexpected cock.

Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.
Lawyer: Can you please explain to the court what happened next?

Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.
by DL & CP for UD October 15, 2014
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dotting the eyes

The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.
"Wait a second, don't clean up yet, I'm not done dotting the eyes."
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
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