Definitions by DL & CP for UD

VIP Stall 

A handicap bathroom stall in a public or common bathroom facility.

To qualify as a VIP Stall, stall must also be equipped with private sink and be fully independent from regular stalls located within the same facility area.

"I thought you were going to the bathroom."
"I was, but the VIP Stall was taken."

VIP Stall by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Safety Wipe 

The act of wiping ones arse independent of having defecated. Wiping is done for safety upon suspicion of having anal leakage; usually due to sharting (see shart), excessive sweating, gophering (which has since retracted), or any combination thereof.

"I just sharted and need to take a safety wipe right away."

Safety Wipe by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Chiu Toy 

Same as chew toy: "a person you have or will have carnal relations with but never a serious relationship." However, in this version, the "chiu toy" is of Asian descent.

"Dude, you have got to meet this chiu toy I picked up at a massage parlor in last weekend."

Chiu Toy by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

det-property 

An abbreviation for Detachment Property.

This is in reference to Marine Corps Detachments stationed at Embassies overseas, which maintain Detachment Property Logs of any and all property belonging to the detachment.

The alternate usage of Det-Property refers to any female (in rare cases, male) who has had "relations" with three (3) or more of the Marines assigned to a specific embassy detachment; this is regardless of rotation and carries over to new Marines assigned to the detachment.

Once a person has achieved Det-Property status, it is non-revokable and in perpetuity.

"Welcome to the detachment Marine."

"Thank you. Who's that hottie over there?"

"That's so and so, she's det-property." "She's already banged three Marines here."

"Holy shit!"

det-property by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

load-bearing 

A female's ability to receive a man's load; usually in reference to her face.

Ex. "Did you see the face on her?" "Yeah, she had load-bearing features."

load-bearing by DL & CP for UD July 21, 2014