TLD-TSLM:
(an acceptable variance can also be written unhyphenated as TLDTSLM)
Acronym meaning - Treat'em Like Dirt, They Stick Like Mud.
This refers to the concept that if you treat a woman poorly, they become clingy.
(an acceptable variance can also be written unhyphenated as TLDTSLM)
Acronym meaning - Treat'em Like Dirt, They Stick Like Mud.
This refers to the concept that if you treat a woman poorly, they become clingy.
GUY 1: Dude, I've been ignoring her calls all week, but she just keeps on calling and sending pathetic text messages begging to see me.
GUY 2: You know what they say, "TLD-TSLM."
GUY 2: You know what they say, "TLD-TSLM."
by DL & CP for UD October 09, 2014
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional
Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.
Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.
by DL & CP for UD November 27, 2014
An adverse violent reaction to an unexpected cock.
Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.
Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.
Lawyer: Can you please explain to the court what happened next?
Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.
Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.
by DL & CP for UD October 15, 2014
The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014