DL & CP for UD's definitions

Safety Wipe

The act of wiping ones arse independent of having defecated. Wiping is done for safety upon suspicion of having anal leakage; usually due to sharting (see shart), excessive sweating, gophering (which has since retracted), or any combination thereof.

"I just sharted and need to take a safety wipe right away."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Gay-Shock

An adverse violent reaction to an unexpected cock.

Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.

Lawyer: Can you please explain to the court what happened next?

Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.

by DL & CP for UD October 15, 2014

Oral Hygenist

One who probes all gaps and corners of the inside of a sex partner's mouth with his tool.

"Dude, do you remember that girl I picked up the other night? I went all oral hygenist on her."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

load-bearing

A female's ability to receive a man's load; usually in reference to her face.

Ex. "Did you see the face on her?" "Yeah, she had load-bearing features."

by DL & CP for UD July 21, 2014

Feed and Fuck

Refers to a girl who can be coaxed into sex, quite contently, by feeding her first; usually with lower end food, such as fast food or leftovers.

Two guys walking through the mall.....

"Hey, there's a feed and fuck."
"Yup, I'll bet her friend is too."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014