An abbreviation for Detachment Property.
This is in reference to Marine Corps Detachments stationed at Embassies overseas, which maintain Detachment Property Logs of any and all property belonging to the detachment.
The alternate usage of Det-Property refers to any female (in rare cases, male) who has had "relations" with three (3) or more of the Marines assigned to a specific embassy detachment; this is regardless of rotation and carries over to new Marines assigned to the detachment.
Once a person has achieved Det-Property status, it is non-revokable and in perpetuity.
This is in reference to Marine Corps Detachments stationed at Embassies overseas, which maintain Detachment Property Logs of any and all property belonging to the detachment.
The alternate usage of Det-Property refers to any female (in rare cases, male) who has had "relations" with three (3) or more of the Marines assigned to a specific embassy detachment; this is regardless of rotation and carries over to new Marines assigned to the detachment.
Once a person has achieved Det-Property status, it is non-revokable and in perpetuity.
"Welcome to the detachment Marine."
"Thank you. Who's that hottie over there?"
"That's so and so, she's det-property." "She's already banged three Marines here."
"Holy shit!"
"Thank you. Who's that hottie over there?"
"That's so and so, she's det-property." "She's already banged three Marines here."
"Holy shit!"
by DL & CP for UD July 23, 2014
Small, particles of fecal matter (generally below .032 microns) which are aerated or aerosolized in flatulent.
The particles which give farts their smell.
The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.
The particles which give farts their smell.
The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.
"You want to know a fact? Every time I fart you are smelling my shitticulate. That's my poop dude!"
"Dude, gross!"
"Dude, gross!"
by DL & CP for UD July 23, 2014
TLD-TSLM:
(an acceptable variance can also be written unhyphenated as TLDTSLM)
Acronym meaning - Treat'em Like Dirt, They Stick Like Mud.
This refers to the concept that if you treat a woman poorly, they become clingy.
(an acceptable variance can also be written unhyphenated as TLDTSLM)
Acronym meaning - Treat'em Like Dirt, They Stick Like Mud.
This refers to the concept that if you treat a woman poorly, they become clingy.
GUY 1: Dude, I've been ignoring her calls all week, but she just keeps on calling and sending pathetic text messages begging to see me.
GUY 2: You know what they say, "TLD-TSLM."
GUY 2: You know what they say, "TLD-TSLM."
by DL & CP for UD October 09, 2014
An adverse violent reaction to an unexpected cock.
Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.
Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.
Lawyer: Can you please explain to the court what happened next?
Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.
Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.
by DL & CP for UD October 15, 2014
The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014