DL & CP for UD's definitions

shitticulate

Small, particles of fecal matter (generally below .032 microns) which are aerated or aerosolized in flatulent.

The particles which give farts their smell.

The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.

"You want to know a fact? Every time I fart you are smelling my shitticulate. That's my poop dude!"

"Dude, gross!"

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Shirt Tailed

When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional

Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.

I need to go home, I just shirt tailed myself in the men's room.

by DL & CP for UD November 26, 2014

Safety Wipe

The act of wiping ones arse independent of having defecated. Wiping is done for safety upon suspicion of having anal leakage; usually due to sharting (see shart), excessive sweating, gophering (which has since retracted), or any combination thereof.

"I just sharted and need to take a safety wipe right away."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

VIP Stall

A handicap bathroom stall in a public or common bathroom facility.

To qualify as a VIP Stall, stall must also be equipped with private sink and be fully independent from regular stalls located within the same facility area.

"I thought you were going to the bathroom."
"I was, but the VIP Stall was taken."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Feed and Fuck

Refers to a girl who can be coaxed into sex, quite contently, by feeding her first; usually with lower end food, such as fast food or leftovers.

Two guys walking through the mall.....

"Hey, there's a feed and fuck."
"Yup, I'll bet her friend is too."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014