DL & CP for UD's definitions
When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional
Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.
Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.
by DL & CP for UD November 26, 2014
Get the Shirt Tailedmug. Small, particles of fecal matter (generally below .032 microns) which are aerated or aerosolized in flatulent.
The particles which give farts their smell.
The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.
The particles which give farts their smell.
The plural of shitticulate is also shitticulate.
"You want to know a fact? Every time I fart you are smelling my shitticulate. That's my poop dude!"
"Dude, gross!"
"Dude, gross!"
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
Get the shitticulatemug. Refers to a girl who can be coaxed into sex, quite contently, by feeding her first; usually with lower end food, such as fast food or leftovers.
Two guys walking through the mall.....
"Hey, there's a feed and fuck."
"Yup, I'll bet her friend is too."
"Hey, there's a feed and fuck."
"Yup, I'll bet her friend is too."
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
Get the Feed and Fuckmug. An abbreviation for Detachment Property.
This is in reference to Marine Corps Detachments stationed at Embassies overseas, which maintain Detachment Property Logs of any and all property belonging to the detachment.
The alternate usage of Det-Property refers to any female (in rare cases, male) who has had "relations" with three (3) or more of the Marines assigned to a specific embassy detachment; this is regardless of rotation and carries over to new Marines assigned to the detachment.
Once a person has achieved Det-Property status, it is non-revokable and in perpetuity.
This is in reference to Marine Corps Detachments stationed at Embassies overseas, which maintain Detachment Property Logs of any and all property belonging to the detachment.
The alternate usage of Det-Property refers to any female (in rare cases, male) who has had "relations" with three (3) or more of the Marines assigned to a specific embassy detachment; this is regardless of rotation and carries over to new Marines assigned to the detachment.
Once a person has achieved Det-Property status, it is non-revokable and in perpetuity.
"Welcome to the detachment Marine."
"Thank you. Who's that hottie over there?"
"That's so and so, she's det-property." "She's already banged three Marines here."
"Holy shit!"
"Thank you. Who's that hottie over there?"
"That's so and so, she's det-property." "She's already banged three Marines here."
"Holy shit!"
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
Get the det-propertymug. The act of wiping ones arse independent of having defecated. Wiping is done for safety upon suspicion of having anal leakage; usually due to sharting (see shart), excessive sweating, gophering (which has since retracted), or any combination thereof.
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
Get the Safety Wipemug.