DL & CP for UD's definitions

Chiu Toy

Same as chew toy: "a person you have or will have carnal relations with but never a serious relationship." However, in this version, the "chiu toy" is of Asian descent.

"Dude, you have got to meet this chiu toy I picked up at a massage parlor in last weekend."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

det-property

An abbreviation for Detachment Property.

This is in reference to Marine Corps Detachments stationed at Embassies overseas, which maintain Detachment Property Logs of any and all property belonging to the detachment.

The alternate usage of Det-Property refers to any female (in rare cases, male) who has had "relations" with three (3) or more of the Marines assigned to a specific embassy detachment; this is regardless of rotation and carries over to new Marines assigned to the detachment.

Once a person has achieved Det-Property status, it is non-revokable and in perpetuity.

"Welcome to the detachment Marine."

"Thank you. Who's that hottie over there?"

"That's so and so, she's det-property." "She's already banged three Marines here."

"Holy shit!"

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Oral Hygenist

One who probes all gaps and corners of the inside of a sex partner's mouth with his tool.

"Dude, do you remember that girl I picked up the other night? I went all oral hygenist on her."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

load-bearing

A female's ability to receive a man's load; usually in reference to her face.

Ex. "Did you see the face on her?" "Yeah, she had load-bearing features."

by DL & CP for UD July 21, 2014

dotting the eyes

The act of ejaculating, most likely a facial ejaculation, then tapping your sex partner's eyes with a semen covered penis head.

"Wait a second, don't clean up yet, I'm not done dotting the eyes."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014