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To spend a nice evening at home with oneself and your hand. A Jerk Date.
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .
"Hey man, you wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."
by DK Garden May 18, 2018
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"I can't believe your daughter would date Jim, he's such a sparrow ass. He's 29 and still living in his parents basement."
by DK Garden April 25, 2016
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