DJ Chronos's definitions

Jemoses

Any form of annoying little man that likes to steal your pants, and swim to Tokyo

"Hi, Jemoses"

by DJ Chronos September 27, 2003

Mech

A large, mobile suit of tank-like armor. A pilot is inside of the Mech, or Mecha in some cases. Heavily armed, with weapons such as blaster, photon cannons, LRM's, SRM's, and Railguns. Many a game has been made off of the theory of a Mech, and the military is no doubt working on a prototype Mech as I type this.

"MechWarrior 4! Pwn!"

by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003

Jemoses

Contrary to rumors that were spread by Jemoses fans, it is indeed a type of creature. Confirmed reports indicate it is an elf-like appaition, with no nose, and 4 arms. It weilds two katanas, albeit crappily. These creatures are not dangerous, they just pretend to be. If you see one, capture it, and sell it on ebay

"Oh look, a Jemoses"

by DJ Chronos November 12, 2003

Stabbing Westward

The absolute best band, they are most commonly defined as INDUSTRIAL METAL. Their current album is okay, but nothing can ever beat their original ones. The songs range in style, while almsot every song has a very dark undertone, and incredibly well written lyrics. They touch on things that other bands dont, and do an absolutely incredible job of it.
DJ Chronos loves Stabbing Westward very very much.

"The song 'Guilty' is NOT by Stabbing Westward, but is by Gravity Kills."

by DJ Chronos November 15, 2003

ENERGY

One of the best tasting Energy drinks around. A fizzy, light drink, it tastes like....something?
Very good, and has a tall and thin can.

"I bought another 10 cans of Energy"

by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003