DJ Chronos's definitions

Nodachi

A 4 foot long, incredibly curved sword of Asian decent. Hard to use, due to size, and weight, but can cut through many a material with little effort.
See Katana

"My Nodachi PWNED that old lady!"

by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003

Stabbing Westward

The absolute best band, they are most commonly defined as INDUSTRIAL METAL. Their current album is okay, but nothing can ever beat their original ones. The songs range in style, while almsot every song has a very dark undertone, and incredibly well written lyrics. They touch on things that other bands dont, and do an absolutely incredible job of it.
DJ Chronos loves Stabbing Westward very very much.

"The song 'Guilty' is NOT by Stabbing Westward, but is by Gravity Kills."

by DJ Chronos November 15, 2003

Jemoses

Contrary to rumors that were spread by Jemoses fans, it is indeed a type of creature. Confirmed reports indicate it is an elf-like appaition, with no nose, and 4 arms. It weilds two katanas, albeit crappily. These creatures are not dangerous, they just pretend to be. If you see one, capture it, and sell it on ebay

"Oh look, a Jemoses"

by DJ Chronos November 12, 2003

Pronsex

Pronsex is the type of material that creatures such as Jemoses (see definition elsewhere on site) peruse in their spare time. It is usually of sexual content, and may or may not include cattle. Variations include, but are not limited to:
Pron
Pronsix
Prawnsekz
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"Wow, Jemoses, that is some good Pronsex"

by DJ Chronos November 12, 2003

Jemoses

Any form of annoying little man that likes to steal your pants, and swim to Tokyo

"Hi, Jemoses"

by DJ Chronos September 27, 2003