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Ass-Licker

1. A person or persons who are constantly licking someone elses ass so they can get something in return. Often used to describe teachers pets and people who suck up constantly.
2. Jason Drury
1. You're such an ass-licker Jason that it is impossible to tell where you start and the teacher ends.
Ass-Licker by Scott Williamson June 18, 2004

ass licker

1) Someone willing to lick the inside of the buttocks. Yeah, the hole.

2) A sycophant.
Hey ass licker, come lick me out


threnody isn't cool, you're such an ass licker.
ass licker by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

ass licker

In the sexual sense, an "ass licker" is anyone who enjoys licking someones asshole.
ass licker by Steve - Buffalo NY August 20, 2003

ass licker

Someone who participates in licking of ass.
Man ryan Francis is such an ass licker!
ass licker by AK April 2, 2003

Ass Licker

Someone who is sexually stimulated and gratified by licking another persons filthy, stinky asshole.
That dude is a bonified Ass Licker. He licked his girlfriend's asshole clean. He even ate the kernal of corn she farted onto his tounge.
Ass Licker by slicksal October 24, 2006

Ass Licker Blues 

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.
John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.
Ass Licker Blues by ugfest December 12, 2008
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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