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ass locker 

1)a locker full of asses

2) an ass so big you can store shit in it. And for this definition shit includes: books, jackets, and spacemakers.
"Hilary smells like an ass locker." - Beau
"She also looks like an ass locker." - Biff

or

"Hilary has a donk." - Kat
"Correction, Hilary has an ass locker." - Bethany
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Ass-Licker

1. A person or persons who are constantly licking someone elses ass so they can get something in return. Often used to describe teachers pets and people who suck up constantly.
2. Jason Drury
1. You're such an ass-licker Jason that it is impossible to tell where you start and the teacher ends.
Ass-Licker by Scott Williamson June 18, 2004

ass licker

1) Someone willing to lick the inside of the buttocks. Yeah, the hole.

2) A sycophant.
Hey ass licker, come lick me out


threnody isn't cool, you're such an ass licker.
ass licker by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

ass licker

In the sexual sense, an "ass licker" is anyone who enjoys licking someones asshole.
ass licker by Steve - Buffalo NY August 20, 2003

ass licker

Someone who participates in licking of ass.
Man ryan Francis is such an ass licker!
ass licker by AK April 2, 2003

Ass Licker

Someone who is sexually stimulated and gratified by licking another persons filthy, stinky asshole.
That dude is a bonified Ass Licker. He licked his girlfriend's asshole clean. He even ate the kernal of corn she farted onto his tounge.
Ass Licker by slicksal October 24, 2006

Ass Licker Blues 

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.
John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.
Ass Licker Blues by ugfest December 12, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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