DAve's definitions

clums

massive mank bloke called stewart

man with glassess who breaks everything he touches

by dave January 29, 2004

weinis

A combination between the words "weiner" and "penis".

He has a big weinis.

You're such a weinis.

by Dave March 4, 2003

clackalackin

whats happinen

What up naka, whats clackalackin

by Dave April 26, 2003

cappie

*Short for "capitalist", similar to how "commie" is short for "communist".

*British terminology for "blowjob", or getting your penis sucked.

"People from America are cappies. ^_^ better than being a commie, no?"
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

Retarded Animal Babies

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.

This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.

Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?

"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me

by Dave December 14, 2004

classy

A term I use to refer to something original, but to the point of looking so cool in the process.

"Solid Snake throwing a grenade into the turret of the M1 tank....that's so classy. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

GI Jane

A hack toward ANYONE wearing military clothing.

SOME JACKOFF : "Lookit that fucker; he looks like GI Jane."
ME : "Go fuck yourself."

by Dave January 6, 2005