DAve's definitions

marijuana

meh-rih-wah-nuh
meh-ree-wah-nah
meh-rih-joo-wah-nuh

An illegal substance that is smokeable. There are all kinds of names for this word, which are used all the time referring to it (a LOT of'em are my terms for marijuana):
*Weed
*Pot
*Bud
*Buddha
*AK-47
*Stuff (my term for it; also "The Stuff")
*Dooby
*Scooby Doo
*Blunt
*Shit
*Puff
*Puffer
*Puff-Daddy
*Peacemaker
*Greens
*Blow (also a term for cocaine)
*Tokey-Toke
*Toker-Upper
*Nature
*Peacepipe (usually used for native american types)
*Pipe (depends greatly, although unfortunately a lot of pipes contain marijuana)
*Pick-Me-Up
*Calm-Down

......and MANY more terms.

"I don't smoke marijuana, especially ever since the first time I got ripped in early May 2002. It fucks with one's mind...I don't need that."
-me

by Dave April 2, 2004

smuggling yo-yos

describes one who has a wordcamel toe/word.

by Dave October 12, 2003

difficunties

A proper spelling of "difficulties".

"We Are Experiencing Technical Difficunties. Please Stand By"

by Dave February 12, 2005

doss cunt

WANKER
low life
scum
does things single handed
twat

You fucking doss cunt!

by dave December 30, 2003

pussy plunging

the act of plunging ones head into the pussy of a woman.normakllyone has to be bald and lube his head, or use a swimming cap and lubeit up.

i stretched that pussy six inches pussy plunging her last night

by dave January 24, 2005

thomas mcparland

Originated in Florida, this person is known as the world's most godly haxor in the history of the universe

Thomas McParland is the most l33t haxor on the face of the earth

by dave September 19, 2004

shumpuzee

A fat male who eats fastly with his mouth open.

Jared is a shumpuzee who ate his lunch in less than 5 minutes.

by Dave March 5, 2004