Mexican Election

An election where there is only one candidate, or one candidate that is a reasonable choice.

This dates back to the ultra corrupt Mexican government.
Bush Vs Kerry is a mexican election
by Dave November 02, 2004
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The Book

The novelized version of the Holy Bible.
"The Book, as it's called, was made so the Bible would be more readable and, above all, understandable."
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"The word 'bible' is Latin for 'book' too."
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by Dave July 14, 2004
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deloitte

A public Accounting firm where, on any given day, people walk around with attitudes and grudges. The problem is, MOST of these people should NOT have these grudges because they are either OLD or not very attractive!! Most of the women walk around as if their 'you know what' doesn't smell. The problem here is that it DOES smell. Most of the day is spent backstabbing employees who actually have lives outside the firm - this gives the not very attractive people something to do. Most of the people who do things on the weekends end up being asked to leave, upon which they find a new job for the same salary, but with less hours and demands. This further annoys the 'I'm a company man forever' types and they take it out on new hires. Not one of these 'company man' types can satisfy his/her spouse and usually is the first to find out that someone else is doing the satisfying.
She is 5'2' and weighs almost 200 pounds why does she have an attitude?

She must work at Deloitte
by Dave April 02, 2005
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fucked up

I had ten bourbon and coke....constitutes....fucked up
by Dave March 25, 2004
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tobaccy

"No tobaccy please."
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by Dave April 01, 2004
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black project

A type of top secret development of something, such as weapons. There is possible disregard for morals and opinions, particularly opinions.
Black projects are usually government-related, sometimes paid for by the Pentagon's "black budget".
"For example : the Aurora plane is a black project."
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"Certain things like laser cannons and time machines really do exist! It's called 'black projects'."
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by Dave March 26, 2004
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patriot

A person who supports or loves his country of birth.

However, to be honest, the only real patriots are the ones who fight for their country, and make the Ultimate Sacrifice.
"I love my country. I love this land. If you don't like America, then fuck off because we've had enough of your prejudice. Your hatred for this country makes my colleague's statement 'fuck the world' be so very true and well-spoken."
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by Dave January 06, 2005
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