NBC

*National Broadcasting Company
*Never Been Caught
*Nothing But Crap
*Nothing But Caucasions
*Nuclear Biochemical
*Nigga Be Cool
SOMEONE : "I'm gonna watch NBC."
SOMEONE ELSE : "Which one?"
SOMEONE : "Never Been Caught."
SOMEONE ELSE : "That's not a show."
SOMEONE : "Yes it is."
SOMEONE ELSE : "You're stupid."
SOMEONE : "Shut up before I go NBC on your ass."
SOMEONE ELSE : "Riiiiight."
by Dave April 01, 2004
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Microsoftie

*One who highly endorses Microsoft.

*One who works for Microsoft.
"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
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access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.
Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."
by Dave October 17, 2003
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SAA

Short for "Single Action Army", Colt's revolutionary revolver that won the Wild West.
"I love that Colt SAA."
"It's called a Single Action Army."
"Yeah I mentioned the initials."
"Oh. I wouldn't know; I don't abbreviate things 'cause I'm too cool to do so."
by Dave September 09, 2004
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mangirl

A woman, regardless of looks, who lacks almost all lady-like personalities, instead boasting male attitudes like fighting, disrespect for content women like (such as how a man would talk to a girl in an attempt to go out with her), etc.

Controversial as it seems, there is a major difference between mangirls and feminists. It's hard to explain really.
by Dave January 16, 2004
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chick

"I met this one chick the other night....man she was ugly!"
by Dave January 14, 2004
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masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.
"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me
by Dave February 05, 2005
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