Ashcraft

A creature who -5s everything it sees, and feeds off the young innocent souls of young middle and high school students

Ashcraft: -5!!!
Student: I’m sorry sir
Ashcraft: -5 everyone

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 2, 2025

Former 4 eyes

A guy who used to need glasses but doesn’t anymore. These kinds of guys are also fat people who eat everything in their path. They also play soccer and stuff

Is that the fat guy who’s former 4 eyes?

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 28, 2025

Mike Mike Mike

A large and fat man who causes earthquakes every time he walks. He is known to weigh over 4000000 trillion tons

1. Mike Mike Mike: I am *heavy breathing* exhausted *heavy breathing* and tired *heavy breathing* *heavy breathing*

2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025

Rubik’s cube master

An athletic guy who loves Jesus and can solve the Rubik’s cube in less than 50 seconds. He has solved the 8x8 Rubik’s cube as well.

Person 1: is that Rubik’s cube master?
Person 2: yes, he is very quick and smart with it

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 12, 2025

Ashcraft

A guy who collects skunks and keeps them as his pets, and loves the smells of their farts

Random guy: WHY IS HE GRABBING A SKUNK?? THAT MUST BE ASHCRAFT

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 6, 2025