Definitions by D1 Rubik’s cube guy

Charles Darwin 

Darwin is a fool who believes in evolution and he’s the antichrist man

AAHHH IS THAT CHARLES DARWIN?!! ISN’T HE THE ANTICHRIST??

Charles Darwin by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025

Mike Mike Mike 

A large and fat man who causes earthquakes every time he walks. He is known to weigh over 4000000 trillion tons

1. Mike Mike Mike: I am *heavy breathing* exhausted *heavy breathing* and tired *heavy breathing* *heavy breathing*

2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it

Mike Mike Mike by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025

AyGhahe 

A word that an American muslim reads while reading the Quran

AyGhahe Allah is great

AyGhahe by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 2, 2025

Ashcraft 

A creature who -5s everything it sees, and feeds off the young innocent souls of young middle and high school students

Ashcraft: -5!!!
Student: I’m sorry sir
Ashcraft: -5 everyone

Ashcraft by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 2, 2025

Ashcraft 

The rival of Darwin and evolution

Darwin better watch out for Ashcraft, his rival

Ashcraft by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 1, 2025