oculingus

Oral sex performed on the eye or eyes. Eye licking.

Oculingus is rare fetish believed to be enjoyed most widely in Japan.

by D.S. Credito May 06, 2015

LMSU

an acronym for "like my shit up." Can be used in a bid to virtual friends and fans on social networking sites to encourage clicking like on a homepage, status, or other posting.

"Hey friends: in order to get consideration for the Battle of the Bands, my page needs to reach 500 likes by Friday. LMSU!"

by D.S. Credito March 05, 2015

playing position

usually refers to the storage of a stringed instrument (i.e. guitar, violin). When resting, a stringed instrument kept within a case in the playing position may stay in tune more effectively, since its parts will have less adjusting to do when the instrument is being played.

Guitarists should keep their instruments in a hard case, storing it long-ways in the playing position so that the instrument looks just like it would if it were being held and played.

by D.S. Credito March 09, 2015

college

where dreamers can go to secure a plan B for their future employment prospects

Jenny always wanted to be a singer-songwriter, but her parents persuaded her to choose English as a college major, for a fallback plan. She later married a 1950s-style brute who orders her to edit all of his work-related documents and to have dinner on the table by five every night. Life can be so tragic sometimes.

by D.S. Credito March 05, 2015

powcohol

powdered alcohol, a new product that was legalized in much of the U.S. in 2015. Normally, powcohol is mixed into other beverages, but if the powder is snorted, a user can become instantly drunk.

Many law enforcement officers and communities are concerned about minors abusing powcohol, possibly that it will be snorted like cocaine.

by D.S. Credito March 18, 2015

Masturbreaker

A person for whom masturbation is so vigorous an activity that, in the process of self-pleasuring nearby objects become broken or damaged.

My old roommate was a masturbreaker. His room always looked like there had just been an earthquake.

by D.S. Credito March 09, 2015

challenging

Excessively or unnecessarily burdensome, complicated, difficult or stressful.

I had a very challenging childhood. My parents pushed me through school and out into the real world without giving me an ounce of real love.

by D.S. Credito March 13, 2015