Definitions by D. Scotty

strapping a fat lick 

A guitarist playing in a live band who is really getting into his playing

Man this is an awesome band! The guitarist rocks
Yeah man, he's strapping a fat lick!

strapping a fat lick by D. Scotty July 11, 2017

pull an ed 

(A) To cop a feel

(B) Unsolicited touching

Hey girl don't sit next to that guy, he'll try to pull an ed on you

pull an ed by D. Scotty July 8, 2017

asspedo 

A fart assisted turd

That asspedo came out with such force I think it knocked a hole in the porcelain

asspedo by D. Scotty July 7, 2017

nut comfort 

(A) When your underwear aren't to loose or tight.

(B) When there is enough room to spread your legs out

(A) These new underwear provide just the right amount of nut comfort

(B) The back seat of your car sucks , there's no room for nut comfort

nut comfort by D. Scotty July 7, 2017

poop plan

How to schedule your poops when bathrooms are not available

(Wife) "How are we going to poop on the hiking trails " (Husband) "don't worry, I have a poop plan"

poop plan by D. Scotty July 6, 2017