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Sexual distancing

When girls keep their distance because they're worried about the coronavirus
The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy
by D Flawless April 2, 2020
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jewkikeistan

the united states of jewkikeistan, formerly the USA
by D Flawless November 30, 2024
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Brian Dirty Laundry

Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them
Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them
by D Flawless September 21, 2021
mugGet the Brian Dirty Laundrymug.

TV Watching Utensils

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session
by D Flawless November 13, 2021
mugGet the TV Watching Utensilsmug.

Daniel Chadcliffe

When Chad Thundercock and Harry Potter have a baby together- a cross between Harry Potter and Chad Thubdercock
Daniel Chadcliffe waved his magic wand and all the Stacie fell on top of it like oh yeah Harry! I mean harder Chad!
by D Flawless November 3, 2021
mugGet the Daniel Chadcliffemug.

Horsecock Theory of Disattraction

When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock
According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.
by D Flawless December 12, 2023
mugGet the Horsecock Theory of Disattractionmug.

Winnie the Poon

A sex doll shaped like winnie the pooh with a vagina for horny weirdos to shove their cocks inside
I went to Spencer gifts to buy a new Winnie the Poon doll to make love to
by D Flawless November 1, 2021
mugGet the Winnie the Poonmug.

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