used condom collector

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species

Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name

by D Flawless November 12, 2021

Poopermodel

A hot model who shits a lot and gets paid for it

Some hot girls do webcamming on only fans and others are poopermodels and even poop on camera for money

by D Flawless June 23, 2022

Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts

Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

live by the cock die by the cock

a saying meaning that ones who lives their life for their penis eventually dies of the penis

I spent all my money on hoes and then gone broke, live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless November 09, 2021

Live by the cock die by the cock

my philosophy on life

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless December 07, 2021

Live by the cock die by the cock

A saying meaning that one who lives their entire life for the purpose of pleasing their weiner may eventually get wiped out by an STD

After banging over 100 chicks, Chad finally got a bad infection and was paralyzed from the cock down. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless November 08, 2021

libtardrary

A place full of books and a bunch of libtards who read books

I'm going to the libtardrary to get a computer guest pass to best muh meat

by D Flawless June 07, 2022