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Definitions by D Flawless

High Self-Confidence 

The ability to shamelessly fart during sex
After trying to hold off on ripping one the first night, Chad developed a high self-confidence from there on out.
High Self-Confidence by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Zero to Hero 

When you go from no boner at all to a huge boner
Zero to Hero, just like that. When he smiled, the girls went wild with, ooohs and aaaahs.
Zero to Hero by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Urban Coctionary 

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute
Urban Coctionary by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis 

When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes
Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!

Low Self-Esteem 

When you jack off only to average-ish girls because you know the girls you really want are too far out of your league and you lack the courage even to fantasize about the girls you really want.
Chad had low self-esteem, so he only wanks in the shower to pictures of Becky when deep down he really wants Stacy
Low Self-Esteem by D Flawless November 11, 2019

Sunday Morning Freeze 

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick
Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis
When the thought of a particular girl you liked a lot keeps on haunting you
After the girl of my dreams fell on Chad Thundercock's penis and blocked me, I think I'm kinda caught in the fiendzone.
Fiendzone by D Flawless November 3, 2019