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The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy
by D Flawless April 2, 2020
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Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them
by D Flawless September 21, 2021
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Get the TV Watching Utensilsmug. When Chad Thundercock and Harry Potter have a baby together- a cross between Harry Potter and Chad Thubdercock
Daniel Chadcliffe waved his magic wand and all the Stacie fell on top of it like oh yeah Harry! I mean harder Chad!
by D Flawless November 3, 2021
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According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.
by D Flawless December 12, 2023
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