D Flawless's definitions

Carsturbating

The act of beating one's meat in the car while driving

The long drive through the desert was getting to me, so I was carsturbating my wenis all the way

by D Flawless November 8, 2021

Neuropenile coordination

Imner game: aka The ability of your brain to generate an electrical impulse to your cock to make you fuck bitches

Frequent walking and chatting up hotter and hotter girls can be seen as exercises to increase your neuropenile coordination

by D Flawless November 14, 2021

Mormican

A Mormon mexican

Utah is starting to get a lot more Mexicans converting to Mormons, hence mormicans

by D Flawless May 25, 2022

Drop-Down Oppression

When a drop-down menu fails to include any option that applies to you and doesn't include the option 'other', thereby invalidating your existence

Dude, a lot of companies use drop-down oppression to keep outsiders out

by D Flawless November 28, 2020

reverse catfishing

When a hot and high status person pretends to be someone ugly and low-status online to see who will still talk to them and then surprises them in person

That big tall rich guy was reverse catfishing by pretending to be a short poor ugly guy to on Tinder and the surprising the few girls who talked to him

by D Flawless June 12, 2022

mastrigator

An alligator that jacks off a lot

Don't fall in that creek dude, there's a mastrigator in there

by D Flawless August 20, 2020

Gavin Jewsome

A greedy, corrupt governor of California out to make a buck off the suffering of ordinary people

Gavin Jewsome passed a new law to strip doctors of their licenses who don't recommend the toxic poison the goverent wants to inject for it's depopulation agenda

by D Flawless February 22, 2023