Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner
Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got
by D Flawless August 16, 2020
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The Joe Schmoe Trap

When a guy seems too ordinary to draw any real attention
Nick wasn't getting many replies on Tinder-the was kinda stuck in the Joe Schmoe Trap.
by D Flawless November 16, 2019
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Zi-op

A zionist psyop- when israel exercises its powers of mass deception on the masses
911 and October 7th were Zi-ops bro, the zionists dressed up as Muslims, and did a terrorist attack to trick stupid cowboys in America into fighting their oil wars
by D Flawless May 02, 2024
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reverse catfishing

When a hot and high status person pretends to be someone ugly and low-status online to see who will still talk to them and then surprises them in person
That big tall rich guy was reverse catfishing by pretending to be a short poor ugly guy to on Tinder and the surprising the few girls who talked to him
by D Flawless June 12, 2022
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Fearcel

A guy who can't get laid at least in part because he's too scared to even approach
Johnny was such a fearcel. The hot girl in church smiled at him and he couldn't even bring himself to go say hi.
by D Flawless February 23, 2020
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San Modesto

A dreamy California town filled with palm trees, beautiful beaches, and beautiful women in bikinis.
Me and my buddies taking a weekend trip out to San Modesto to get some ladies!
by D Flawless January 30, 2022
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Seeking Arraignment

A dating app for thugs and criminals
Stacy gonna go on seeking arraignment and find her some bad boy cock
by D Flawless July 13, 2022
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