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roll of shame 

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights
After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor
roll of shame by D Flawless November 24, 2021

Memoirs of a Straight-sha 

When you have a romantic night watching Asian movies with a girl and fucking her pussy good
Me and that girl went back to her place and watched Memoirs of a Straight-sha

stacyocracy 

A form of government in which hot blonde girls have absolute power which is always exercised in order to ensure thay they breed with the biggest, strongest, most brutish men possible and all other men live under perpetual subjection
The ordinary guy used to hav e a shot, but now we live in a stacyocracy where only chad can fuck ho's
stacyocracy by D Flawless November 21, 2021

Aftab Pure Evil 

An Indian politician in Cincinnati with a hot ass wife
Man I want to tap Aftab pure evil's wife so bad dude
Aftab Pure Evil by D Flawless November 19, 2021

Neuropenile coordination 

Imner game: aka The ability of your brain to generate an electrical impulse to your cock to make you fuck bitches
Frequent walking and chatting up hotter and hotter girls can be seen as exercises to increase your neuropenile coordination

TV Watching Utensils 

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session
TV Watching Utensils by D Flawless November 13, 2021

Neuropenile coordination 

The ability of the central nervous system to efficiently respond to sexual stimuli
Pickjng up girls in bars and frequent masturbation can both be categorized as forms of exercise to increase neuropenile coordination
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