D Flawless's definitions

Handsome man

An ugly man who's big enough and strong enough that nobody would ever dare to say it (or even think it for that matter)

Chad's a handsome man- tall, buff and able to scare all the hot bimbos onto his nuts and scare the little weak nerds away

by D Flawless October 27, 2021

Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar

Penis noir served with fresh caviar

by D Flawless September 27, 2023

Live by the cock die by the cock

my philosophy on life

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless December 6, 2021

San Modesto

A dreamy California town filled with palm trees, beautiful beaches, and beautiful women in bikinis.

Me and my buddies taking a weekend trip out to San Modesto to get some ladies!

by D Flawless January 30, 2022

Title IX

A college policy which says that it's a crime for a man under 6 feet tall to even look at a girl

Tom: Ahhh-choo!
Sarah: Title IX! Call the police! This manlet is sexually harassing me!

by D Flawless October 8, 2020

Copsucker

Somebody sucking too much policemen dick

Back the blue!
Shut up copsucker

by D Flawless May 22, 2024

Fiendzone

When the thought of a particular girl you liked a lot keeps on haunting you

After the girl of my dreams fell on Chad Thundercock's penis and blocked me, I think I'm kinda caught in the fiendzone.

by D Flawless November 3, 2019