D Flawless's definitions

Misinformation

An idea which contradicts the oppressor group's power

Anti vaxxers need to stop spreading misinformation

No, vaccines actually do cause blood clots, infertility and early death

by D Flawless October 21, 2021

Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up

I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Fact Checking

A sinister new euphemism for censorship

After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.

by D Flawless May 11, 2020

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis

When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes

Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!

by D Flawless November 12, 2019

Hypogamy

The female tendency to select the worst, most brutal, stupid, apeish men to breed with

Incels talk about hypergamy being a problem, well I say the problem is hypogamy. Females keep mating with thugs and rednecks and chads instead of fine sophisticated gentlemen such as myself

by D Flawless November 3, 2021

Goico

A greedy insurance company with big noses even more crooked than its insurance practices

Goico denied my claim again and found me at fault for getting rear ended

by D Flawless March 17, 2022

Olive garden orgy

A sex party with several hot olive garden hostesses

I'm about to head over to the olive garden orgy after work

by D Flawless July 19, 2022