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Planet Shitness

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones
When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness
by D Flawless December 7, 2019
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mastraburnout

When you can't even find any good pictures to wank to no more
Timmy is currently experiencing a case of mastraburnout- even the pictures from Facebook, the class yearbook and the brothels in Nevada don't cut it no more. Give it a week though and let the juices have some time to regenerate
by D Flawless May 4, 2021
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momtimidation

When your mom constantly says rude hostile, belittling things to you in an effort to lower your self esteem in an effort to keep you as a subserviant, mule-like beta male provider
After growing up in an household of momtimidation, young men often grow up with panic disorders, insufficient testosterone, reduced self esteem, and often inceldom
by D Flawless November 3, 2021
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Fidelity Investments

A company that helps the rich get richer and overwhelmingly promotes tall white men and stereotypically attractive white women while passing over many minority candidates equally or better qualified
Fidelity Investments managed thousands of IRAs for rich white fucks
by D Flawless November 11, 2021
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Misinformation

An idea which contradicts the oppressor group's power
Anti vaxxers need to stop spreading misinformation

No, vaccines actually do cause blood clots, infertility and early death
by D Flawless October 21, 2021
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Fact Checking

After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.
by D Flawless May 11, 2020
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mastrigator

Don't fall in that creek dude, there's a mastrigator in there
by D Flawless August 20, 2020
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