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Lake Tawhore

A vacation town on the Nevada California border right next to several good brothels
Guy: I'm vacationing in lake tawhore this weekend

Bro: Oh you mean you're going to the moonlite bunnyranch? Lol
by D Flawless April 11, 2022
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Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night
After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball
by D Flawless November 3, 2019
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Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner
Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got
by D Flawless August 16, 2020
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Live by the cock die by the cock

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock
by D Flawless December 6, 2021
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Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar
Penis noir served with fresh caviar
by D Flawless September 27, 2023
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Handsome man

An ugly man who's big enough and strong enough that nobody would ever dare to say it (or even think it for that matter)
Chad's a handsome man- tall, buff and able to scare all the hot bimbos onto his nuts and scare the little weak nerds away
by D Flawless October 27, 2021
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Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up
I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me
by D Flawless December 31, 2019
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