D Flawless's definitions

Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts

Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

Seeking Arraignment

A dating app for thugs and criminals

Stacy gonna go on seeking arraignment and find her some bad boy cock

by D Flawless July 13, 2022

Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijaacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes

Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash

by D Flawless April 26, 2020

Football

A bunch of meathead cocksuckers with dick for brains who fuck each other up the assholes and lick wet sausage!

Faggot: I be watchin da football game bruh!

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Roommatecel

When it's harder to get find a decent roommate than to get sex

After sending hundreds of messages with no luck, I found myself a roommatecel

by D Flawless May 28, 2022

Nonchad

Any male who is not one of the tall rich jocks who get all the pussy

Bro, I'm a nonchad- I'm not six feet. I don't play sports and I don't drive a pickup truck or have any tattoos. I can't get laid!

by D Flawless November 9, 2020

shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

by D Flawless October 16, 2020