D Flawless's definitions

Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up

I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Live by the cock die by the cock

my philosophy on life

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless December 6, 2021

Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar

Penis noir served with fresh caviar

by D Flawless September 27, 2023

Handsome man

An ugly man who's big enough and strong enough that nobody would ever dare to say it (or even think it for that matter)

Chad's a handsome man- tall, buff and able to scare all the hot bimbos onto his nuts and scare the little weak nerds away

by D Flawless October 27, 2021

Chad Lite

An exclusive brand of beer that immediately turns you into Chad Thundercock

The frat boy had a few bottles of Chad Lite after the tailgate and all the Stacys were falling on his Wang.

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

Jewmie Dimon

The CEO of GayPMorgan and Chase, a rich Harvard jew douchebag who makes billions so he can bang all da hot biches!

Jewmie Dimon went to Harvard and then his Jewish ass got rich and famous and banged hot biches

by D Flawless April 7, 2023

Live by the cock die by the cock

A saying meaning that one who lives their entire life for the purpose of pleasing their weiner may eventually get wiped out by an STD

After banging over 100 chicks, Chad finally got a bad infection and was paralyzed from the cock down. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless November 7, 2021