D Flawless's definitions

ShitTank

A show on abc about entrepreneurs shit

Mark jewban took a shit on abcs shittank and it went series abcdefg and took it public

by D Flawless September 27, 2022

Feminist

An greedy roastie who wants to rip everybody off and get paid more for less to raise Chad's kids after Chad bailed and ran off with some fresh Stacy

Fuck you feminist. Fuck Chad too

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Jewmie Dimon

The CEO of GayPMorgan and Chase, a rich Harvard jew douchebag who makes billions so he can bang all da hot biches!

Jewmie Dimon went to Harvard and then his Jewish ass got rich and famous and banged hot biches

by D Flawless April 7, 2023

Tap it and trap it

The opposite of hit it and quit it - When a guy knocks a girl up and then cuts her off from all her friends and takes over complete control of her life

girl: Are you a hit it and quit it kind of guy
guy: Nah, I'm more of a tap it and trap it kind of guy

by D Flawless October 14, 2020

Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner

Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got

by D Flawless August 16, 2020

Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night

After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball

by D Flawless November 3, 2019

Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar

Penis noir served with fresh caviar

by D Flawless September 27, 2023