D Flawless's definitions

Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up

I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

josh jewhamel

a tall actor who bangs da hot blondes in nikolas sparx movies

josh jewhamel tapped dem hos on screen

by D Flawless May 1, 2025

Notre Same

A large midwestern university where everyone looks the same and acts the same

Did you hear, Johnny got a full ride to Notre Same!

by D Flawless August 20, 2020

Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust

Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?

by D Flawless September 19, 2020

Poopermodel

A hot model who shits a lot and gets paid for it

Some hot girls do webcamming on only fans and others are poopermodels and even poop on camera for money

by D Flawless June 22, 2022

Frequent Jerker Miles

All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut

If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree

by D Flawless December 23, 2019

Blockzone

The level of hell directly beneath the friendzone and where the friendzone inevitable leads.

After months of getting the run-around from Stacy, Chad untimately found himself in the blockzone.

by D Flawless December 9, 2019