D Flawless's definitions

penisonic

A brand of high definition camera

Go-pro's main competitors included penisonic and Kodak

by D Flawless September 14, 2020

Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust

Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?

by D Flawless September 19, 2020

GayP Morgan Chase

The largest bank in the U.S. run by the mafia and some greedy Harvard jew to help the rich fuck over the poor

I opened a new savings account with GayP Morgan Chase!

Congrats, you're now a thousand dollars poorer.

by D Flawless September 21, 2020

Title IX

What the feminist university administrators invoke when a man under 6 feet tall sneezes

Timmy: Aaah-chooo!
Allie! Sexual harassment! Call the police! Open a Title IX investigation!

by D Flawless October 8, 2020

Sexual Harassment

According to feminists, when a man under 6 feet tall sneezes

Tom: Ahhh-choo!
Sarah: Sexual harassment! Title IX! Call the police!

by D Flawless October 8, 2020

Title IX

A college policy which says that it's a crime for a man under 6 feet tall to even look at a girl

Tom: Ahhh-choo!
Sarah: Title IX! Call the police! This manlet is sexually harassing me!

by D Flawless October 8, 2020

Tap it and trap it

The opposite of hit it and quit it - When a guy knocks a girl up and then cuts her off from all her friends and takes over complete control of her life

girl: Are you a hit it and quit it kind of guy
guy: Nah, I'm more of a tap it and trap it kind of guy

by D Flawless October 14, 2020