Varton

Literally the HOTTEST man on this earth. You seem him and Instantly you melt into a puddle. Other men see him from a distance, and they run away because they know he’ll only put them to shame. He looks like a douchebag because of how HOT he is, but he’s also the sweetest person you’ll ever know. He’s a Whiskey Drinker, Strong, Tall, Handsome. He might love you, but he’ll always love God More. When he’s around, the sun forgets to shine, the air forgets to air, he’s *ICONIC* and his music library is perfection. Truly it doesn’t get any better than a Varton.
Hey mom I won the lottery”, Oh? What did you win, “ I Won Varton”
by Czech Interior Decorator September 27, 2022
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