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Boing

Boing is an Onomatopoeic Adjective,
Meaning = The Force of Resilience which is skillfully put into a spring by a spring-smith.
It is Sometimes Spelt: "Boioing", to emphasise this word above others near it.
" Take those old cart-springs down to the Spring-Smith;
and have them Re-Boinged!"
by Cyril Squirrel April 6, 2007
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Stoggie

Noun = Wood-Pigeon, Columba palumbus
Native of Europe & Asia.
Also Known as the "Ring-Dove"
They are a beautiful, plump, grey bird with white rings on the wings.
The Males(cocks)have a Round-Topped Skull, whilst the Females(hens)have a Flat-Topped Skull.
They make a persistent, yet somehow relaxing, "Coo-Cooing" sound ring out amongst the trees.
Each Breeding Pair Produce Two;
or in a good year Three clutches of two young per clutch each year, in a single nest.
They are only distantly related to the City-Pigeon or Rock-Dove Columba livia
They are Delicious;
when wrapped in streaky bacon & roasted; Or
when boned-out,diced and put in a
Pigeon-Pie with gravy and sweetcorn;
Or
when put into a
Pigeon and Rabbit-Pie;
Or when put in a Crow and Pigeon-Pie
Recipies Abound For Pigeon-Casseroles.
Use Your Imagination.
They Eat Our Crops.
" Mum says she's got the Vegetables and the Sauce; So I'm off to get the Stoggies "
by Cyril Squirrel April 6, 2007
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Superglishus

Adjective; used to describe Anything which is Especially Welcome.
Originally a mis-pronunciation of super-delicious.
It can be used to decribe Anything ; Food, Sex, Gadgets, etc.; Ad Infinitum.
That's more than good-good-good; its Superglishus.
by Cyril Squirrel April 16, 2007
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Minge

The Female Vagina;
Originally From Old German and Pronounced Minger, with a hard G ; it has travelled through all the European Nations Via Migration of Populations through the ages.
" All men come out of a minge on the first day of their Life and then they (nearly all) spend the rest of their lives trying to get into one. "
by Cyril Squirrel April 7, 2007
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